“There I was all set to tuck in for a lovely graze through the garden. One minute, gnawing on a nice juicy pumpkin. The next, chipping my tooth on a hubcap because the damned thing had turned into a carriage!”
Cinderella’s footmen miss their mousy lives . . . or maybe they don’t. A short play about sex and death. And fairy f@**1#& godmothers.
First produced by the Santa Fe Playhouse as part of the 2017 “Benchwarmers” series.
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